pretty soon the only people that will be arsed enough with all the hassles of doing voluntary childrens work will be the paedophiles.
Little Johnny: Mummy can I go and play at Little Harry’s house after school?
LJ’s Mummy: of course you can Johnny.
LJ’s Mummy: Ah Little Harry’s mummy, my little Johnny wants to come round to play after school.
LH’s Mummy: right, well here’s my CRB check, oh no that’s no good for you, that one is for Little Jenny’s parents, anyway here’s my family’s child protection policy
LJ’s Mummy: Johnny, why don’t you go round to another friends house today?
Little Harry: Mummy, why doesn’t anyone come to play at my house?