oh, to be barry’s tailor to help him to be fashions nailer oh to feed his need for tweed to check him out.
to clothe him right all day and all night to clad him in leather whatever the weather to suit him and boot him to scarf him and coat him in velvet in suede knitted crocheted
to colour him blue to influence his hue to stripe him in red to cover his head in beret, or trilby no doubt that he will be resplendent and fine most all of the time from his top to his tails details. details. details.
tank-topping show-stopping no-socking punk-rocking fashionistas beware stylists take care there’s no room for failure when you’re barry’s fucking tailor