Being Barry’s Tailor

oh, to be barry’s tailor
to help him to be
fashions nailer
oh to feed
his need for tweed
to check
him
out.
to clothe him right
all day and all night
to clad him in leather
whatever the weather
to suit him and boot him
to scarf him and coat him
in velvet 
in suede
knitted
crocheted
to colour him blue
to influence his hue
to stripe him in red
to cover his head
in beret,
or trilby
no doubt that
he will be
resplendent and fine
most all of the time
from his top to his tails
details.
details.
details.
tank-topping
show-stopping
no-socking 
punk-rocking

fashionistas beware
stylists take care

there’s no room for failure 
when you’re barry’s fucking tailor